Us dogs, we live with a stick shaped person and a ball shaped person. Mamma is the ball shaped person, and it makes her sad that she is ball shaped. I kind of like ball shaped people. They know where all the good treats are. They are soft and warm to cuddle with. Satan Claws is ball shaped, and everybody loves Satan Claws. Ball shaped people are very special. Sticks? You can find sticks anywhere. But you have to go to Petco and pick out a ball and pay for it.
I love you, ball shaped Mamma!