It's almost time for my whelpday! Y'nose... the day I got whelped. I think humans call it a "birthday". Well it's almost time for mine! Mamma says I musta been whelped somewhere around Thanksgiving. If you wanna bring me any presents or anything, I would like some new toys. We have plenty of treats around here, but every time I get a new toy I chew it up. If you can find me one with feets, I would really like that. I've had a stuffed squirrel, possum, duck, and pheasant, and I always chew the feets off of them first.